Despite being the most famous catchphrase in the entire Carry On series, I would like to make it absolutely crystal clear that the words "Ooh, Matron!" HAVE NEVER BEEN UTTERED BY KENNETH WILLIAMS OR ANYBODY ELSE IN ANY CARRY ON FILM AT ANY POINT AND I DEFY ANYONE TO PRODUCE A VIDEO CLIP SHOWING THESE WORDS BEING SPOKEN.

This saying is a complete myth and the nearest you will get is "Matron, please!" in Carry On Doctor.

So there!