This is where you queue up to collect the tickets you bought with your second mortgage. Also you have to give the O-2 people an extra 3.50 to stand here to be given the tickets you already paid for.

I didn't do that. I told them I would have an electric ticket, which in this context means a sheet of paper (supplied by me) with my ticket number printed (using my own time, electricity and ink) on it.


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